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April 1905

   

Here are the dates of the Radical Recital tour with fan pictures.

 Thanks to all those who contributed. 

You can see several beautiful Rasputina’s outfits here!

Sun-Apr-24 BROOKLYN, NYNORHTSIX

 Melora performs with The Ambitious Orchestra

 

  Thu-Apr-28 CLEVELAND, OH The Beachland Ballroom

     

Photos by Metzli’s friend.

 

Fri-Apr-29 ANN ARBOR, MI — The Blind Pig

   

Photos by Jacqui (velouria@fastmail.fm)

      

Pictures by Ashera

 

Sat-Apr-30 GRAND RAPIDS, MI — The Intersection

Sun-May-01 Welcome Home, Soldier — (Private Party)

Mon-May-02 CHICAGO, ILHouse of Blues

 Tue-May-03 MILWAUKEE, WIShank Hall

 Wed-May-04 MINNEAPOLIS, MNFine Line Music Cafe

 Fri-May-06 DENVER, COGothic Theatre

   

Pictures by Jessica (sisterofthemoon17@hotmail.com)

  

Pictures by Sam

 Sat-May-07 SALT LAKE CITY, UTThe Velvet Room

 

Mon-May-09 SEATTLE, WANeumo's

     

Pictures by Megan

 

  Tue-May-10 PORTLAND, OR — Dante's

         

Pictures by Crinum Lily (take_apart)

 Wed-May-11 SAN FRANCISCO, CAGreat American Music Hall

   

Pictures by Corybant

 Thu-May-12 LOS ANGELES, CAThe Troubador

    

Pictures by Jenna

 Fri-May-13 SAN DIEGO, CAEpicentre

 

 Sat-May-14 TEMPE, AZBig Fish Pub

   

Pictures by Special Ed

 Sun-May-15 ALBUQUERQUE, NMSunshine Theatre

     

Pictures by Jeremi and Cole

 Tue-May-17 AUSTIN, TXEmo's

 Wed-May-18 DALLAS, TXThe Galaxy Club

      

Pictures by Tyler

 Thu-May-19 NEW ORLEANS, LA — One Eyed Jacks

 Sat-May-21 FT. LAUDERDALE, FLCalliope Fest (Ft. Lauderdale Stadium)

 Wed-May-25 BROOKLYN, NYSouthpaw (18+ recital)

 

Melora’s jokes.

 (for those who, like me, have difficulties to understand :P)

 (applause)
Good evening everyone, we have come here expressly to scare the be-jesus out of you, by showing our hoo-doo, displaying our joo-joo and tragically and embaressingly exposing our supreme mojo.
1 Saline the Salt Lake Queen
This next song reminds me the a time when I ripped a cold cheeseburger out of my daughters hand, I told her it was because I didn't want her to get mad cow disease, but really I was just hungry.
2 Rats
So did Hitler only have one ball or what? That's what I've been hearing. I mean I know when they found his charred carcass that was missing one testical, but did that missing ball burn up? Or was it never there?
3 Howard Hughes
What's going on? What's happening? Ohhh. That's not so interesting, you don't want to know.
is he done, whatever he's doing? What sign are you guys? (audience responds) It sounded predominatly Taurus and Cancer. Do you know how bad that is? It's totally bad. I know.
4 Signs of the Zodiac
Thank you very much. You know, I don't know if you all know, but I do know, that the government is going to instigate a new national identification policy and its not the standard ID card, it's a little grain of rice with your name carved into it by some Mexican, that is inserted into the flesh of your arm and I think it's such an exciting idea I'm going to be the first in line to get it - it's so cute sounding!
5 Secret Message
Here is another very nice song for your listening pleasure.
6 Watch T.V.
I'm sure you're all well aware that our civil rights are being taken away from us, but i always thought that animal rights would be the first to go. Why should they get them and we don't? Animals aren't always right, and what about the right to bare arms? The government can't control our sleeve lengths! What do they want to see the little grains of rice embedded under there?
7 Hunter's Kiss
8 Thing's I'm Going to Do
We heard about the flood, and we're awfully sorry, but you can atleast be thankful that it wasn't a malases (?) flood. You laugh because you aggree?
9 If Your Kisses can't hold...
I feel y'all!
10 Any Old Actress
Now we're going to preform what used to be our althimers song, but that was such a downer, we changed it to our incontenance song.
I dropped my daises.
11 Rose K
This next song, many people believe that it's about our president even though it's titled "the Mayor", and it's actually about somebody I know who's extremely mentally ill. So that's extra funny, that sinces it's about someone who's mentally ill that people think it's about the president even though it's called the mayor.
12 The Mayor
Okay, when my mother heard that i was writing songs about my mentally ill friends that people where mistaking for the president and the mayor, she said "Please Melora, please, don't ever write a song about me; my flatulence, my opulence, the way i chase the dragon." "It's alright momma, I won't." Then i proceded to write this rather cute homage to my mother which covers more the subject matteer of her fat ass and her foul drug habits.
13 Momma Was an Opium-Smoker
This here is a song about an old man who had a cow. Moo. not boo, moo. (audience member: but I said moo!) I said you said moo (audience member: thank you)
14 Wicked Dickie
15 When I Was a Young Girl
Melora: I bet so many of you know, that we like to consider that our punk rock music. That was our punk rock music. Cow punk.
And that means that now we will play our classical music, just for the contrast.
Try not to get bored.
So those of you who have closed minds to classical music, just open them up like a flower in the morning and it will only hurt for a minute.
16 Barracuda
17 Rock & Roll
Melora: I started playing the cello when I was 9, and Zoe was probably 9
You're 9? That's great!
18 A Quitter
Alright, I'm sorry to announce, that this is our last planned song in the recital this evening. We could but we're just too uptight.
19 High on life

Thanks to Chang_ma !

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