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April 1905
Here are the
dates of the Radical Recital tour with fan pictures.
Thanks
to all those who contributed.
You can see
several beautiful Rasputina’s outfits here!
Sun-Apr-24 BROOKLYN, NY — NORHTSIX
Melora
performs with The Ambitious Orchestra
Thu-Apr-28 CLEVELAND, OH — The Beachland
Ballroom
Photos by Metzli’s friend.
Fri-Apr-29 ANN ARBOR, MI — The Blind Pig
Photos by Jacqui
(velouria@fastmail.fm)
Pictures by Ashera
Sat-Apr-30 GRAND RAPIDS, MI — The Intersection
Sun-May-01
Welcome Home, Soldier — (Private Party)
Mon-May-02 CHICAGO, IL — House of Blues
Tue-May-03 MILWAUKEE, WI — Shank Hall
Wed-May-04 MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Fine Line Music Cafe
Fri-May-06
DENVER, CO — Gothic Theatre
Pictures by
Jessica (sisterofthemoon17@hotmail.com)
Pictures by Sam
Sat-May-07 SALT LAKE CITY, UT — The Velvet Room
Mon-May-09 SEATTLE, WA — Neumo's
Pictures by
Megan
Tue-May-10 PORTLAND, OR — Dante's
Pictures by
Crinum Lily (take_apart)
Wed-May-11 SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Great American Music Hall
Pictures by Corybant
Thu-May-12
LOS ANGELES, CA — The Troubador
Pictures by
Jenna
Fri-May-13 SAN DIEGO, CA — Epicentre
Sat-May-14 TEMPE, AZ — Big Fish Pub
Pictures by
Special Ed
Sun-May-15 ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Sunshine Theatre
Pictures by Jeremi and Cole
Tue-May-17 AUSTIN, TX — Emo's
Wed-May-18
DALLAS, TX — The Galaxy Club
Pictures by Tyler
Thu-May-19 NEW ORLEANS, LA — One Eyed Jacks
Sat-May-21 FT. LAUDERDALE, FL — Calliope Fest (Ft. Lauderdale Stadium)
Wed-May-25
BROOKLYN, NY — Southpaw (18+ recital)
Melora’s jokes.
(for those who, like me, have difficulties
to understand :P)
(applause)
Good evening everyone, we have come here expressly to scare the be-jesus out of
you, by showing our hoo-doo, displaying our joo-joo and tragically and embaressingly
exposing our supreme mojo.
1 Saline the Salt Lake Queen
This next song reminds me the a time when I ripped a cold cheeseburger out of
my daughters hand, I told her it was because I didn't want her to get mad cow disease,
but really I was just hungry.
2 Rats
So did Hitler only have one ball or what? That's what I've been hearing. I mean
I know when they found his charred carcass that was missing one testical, but
did that missing ball burn up? Or was it never there?
3 Howard Hughes
What's going on? What's happening? Ohhh. That's not so interesting, you don't
want to know. is he done,
whatever he's doing? What sign are you guys? (audience
responds) It sounded predominatly Taurus and Cancer. Do you know how bad that is?
It's totally bad. I know.
4 Signs of the Zodiac
Thank you very much. You know, I don't know if you all know, but I do know,
that the government is going to instigate a new national identification policy
and its not the standard ID card, it's a little grain of rice with your name
carved into it by some Mexican, that is inserted into the flesh of your arm and
I think it's such an exciting idea I'm going to be the first in line to get it
- it's so cute sounding!
5 Secret Message
Here is another very nice song for your listening pleasure.
6 Watch T.V.
I'm sure you're all well aware that our civil rights are being taken away from
us, but i always thought that animal rights would be the first to go. Why
should they get them and we don't? Animals aren't always right, and what about
the right to bare arms? The government can't control our sleeve lengths! What
do they want to see the little grains of rice embedded under there?
7 Hunter's Kiss
8 Thing's I'm Going to Do
We heard about the flood, and we're awfully sorry, but you can atleast be
thankful that it wasn't a malases (?) flood. You laugh because you aggree?
9 If Your Kisses can't hold...
I feel y'all!
10 Any Old Actress
Now we're going to preform what used to be our althimers song, but that was
such a downer, we changed it to our incontenance song. I dropped my daises.
11 Rose K
This next song, many people believe that it's about our president even though
it's titled "the Mayor", and it's actually about somebody I know
who's extremely mentally ill. So that's extra funny, that sinces it's about
someone who's mentally ill that people think it's about the president even
though it's called the mayor.
12 The Mayor
Okay, when my mother heard that i was writing songs about my mentally ill
friends that people where mistaking for the president and the mayor, she said
"Please Melora, please, don't ever write a song about me; my flatulence,
my opulence, the way i chase the dragon." "It's alright momma, I
won't." Then i proceded to write this rather cute homage to my mother
which covers more the subject matteer of her fat ass and her foul drug habits.
13 Momma Was an Opium-Smoker
This here is a song about an old man who had a cow. Moo. not boo, moo.
(audience member: but I said moo!) I said you said moo (audience member: thank
you)
14 Wicked Dickie
15 When I Was a Young Girl
Melora: I bet so many of you know, that we like to consider that our punk rock
music. That was our punk rock music. Cow punk.
And that means that now we will play our classical music, just for the contrast.
Try not to get bored.
So those of you who have closed minds to classical music, just open them up
like a flower in the morning and it will only hurt for a minute.
16 Barracuda
17 Rock & Roll
Melora: I started playing the cello when I was 9, and Zoe was probably 9
You're 9? That's great!
18 A Quitter
Alright, I'm sorry to announce, that this is our last planned song in the
recital this evening. We could but we're just too uptight.
19 High on life
Thanks to Chang_ma !
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